Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive emotional support animal. You’d think after decades of watching the sport get molested by capitalism, we’d have learned to avert our eyes. But no, here we are, clutching our …
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Oh, look—it’s FootBall News 2026, and the beautiful game has once again outdone itself in the fine art of self-sabotage. If you thought last year’s circus was a one-time show, congratulations! You’ve officially been gaslit into believing that football’s …
