Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive emotional support animal. You’d think after decades of watching the sport get molested by capitalism, we’d have learned to avert our eyes. But no, here we are, clutching our …
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive emotional support animal. You’d think after decades of watching the sport get molested by capitalism, we’d have learned to avert our eyes. But no, here we are, clutching our …
