Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still a thing. Not because it’s good, mind you, but because we’ve collectively agreed to pretend that watching billionaires play Monopoly with human beings is a reasonable way to spend our time, money, and …
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still a thing. Not because it’s good, mind you, but because we’ve collectively agreed to pretend that watching billionaires play Monopoly with human beings is a reasonable way to spend our time, money, and …
