Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive participation trophy in a game where the only winners are the ones holding the purse strings. If you thought the last decade was a masterclass in how to monetize …
Football Criticism
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive participation trophy. You’d think after decades of watching the sport get molested by capitalism, we’d have learned to look away. But no. We’re still here, squinting at our screens, …
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive, overhyped, and emotionally exhausting game of Monopoly. Except now, instead of little green houses, we’ve got VAR reviews that take longer than a Netflix binge, and instead of Boardwalk, …
