Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive participation trophy. You’d think after decades of watching the sport get molested by capitalism, we’d have learned to look away. But no. We’re still here, squinting at our screens, …
Corporate Football
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive, overhyped, and emotionally exhausting escape room. You pay for the ticket, you sign the waiver (because, let’s face it, the terms and conditions are longer than a VAR decision), …
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football is still the world’s most expensive, overhyped, and emotionally exhausting reality show. If you thought the last decade was a masterclass in turning a sport into a dystopian corporate spectacle, just wait until you see …
Oh, look—it’s 2026, and football (or soccer, if you’re still clinging to that colonial relic of a term) has officially become the world’s most expensive, overproduced, and underwhelming video game. You know, the kind where the graphics are stunning, the …
